The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you?
human: oh okay then
*brings it back to his tribe’s camp*
human: hey guys this things called a mau. we should probably worship it
other humans: yeah okay
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
When i cant find my mom in walmart
seeing guys be really rude to girls and telling them to go back to the kitchen