wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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nippled:

annoying online and irl

alltheartstuffs:

In which i doodle stridercest on my ipad

alltheartstuffs:

In which i doodle stridercest on my ipad

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dannyqhantom:

the first step is acceptance

dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

pickledinsanity:

beautyfromtheraw:

WHY DO THE BEES NEED TO DRIVE
THEY HAVE WINGS
WINGS

dont you ever bring logic into this movie

pickledinsanity:

beautyfromtheraw:

WHY DO THE BEES NEED TO DRIVE

THEY HAVE WINGS

WINGS

dont you ever bring logic into this movie

clannyphantom:

"free shipping"

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"…on orders over $100"

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al0st-soul:

pyrrhics:

and then you actually realize they’re wearing her shoes

I love this

al0st-soul:

pyrrhics:

and then you actually realize they’re wearing her shoes

I love this

rhymes4kids:

i know theres better brothers but youre the only one thats mine

rhymes4kids:

i know theres better brothers but youre the only one thats mine

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i-believe-i-can-hm02:

I want to be quagsire when i grow up

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